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    IRS Inspector lol

    At the end of the tax year, the IRS office sent an
    inspector to audit the books of a local hospital.

    While the IRS agent was checking the books, he turned to
    the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy alot of
    bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when
    there's too little left to be of any use?"

    “Good question” noted the CFO. "We save them up and send
    them back to the bandage company and every once in a while,
    they send us a free roll."

    “Oh”, replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his
    unusual question had a practical answer. But on he went,
    in his arrogant and obnoxious way. "What do you do with
    what's left over after setting a cast on a patient?"

    “Ah, yes”, replied the CFO, realizing that the auditor was
    trying to trap him with an unanswerable question.
    "We save it and send it back to the manufacturer and
    every so often they will send us a free bag of plaster."

    “I see”, replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he
    could fluster the know-it-all CFO. “Well, he went on, "What do
    you do with all the remains from the circumcision surgeries?"

    "Here, too, we do not waste", answered the CFO. "What we do is
    save all the little foreskins and send them to the IRS office, and
    about once a year they send us a complete prick." --
    "Those who would give up essential Liberty to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety." - Benjamin Franklin
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    Hahaha! That's pretty funny!

  3. #3
    and they have a lot of them

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